That's funny you guys think Nadia's too skinny. This is the only place I've ever heard that. Then again, I need to get out of L.A. more often. Everyone here says you can never be too rich or too thin. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the official motto of the county. I think it's even in the great seal. Right next to "Never let anyone know your natural hair color or your natural bra size."

Anyway, Hall and Oates DID look like crap last night. Who was it who said they looked like wax figures? That was right on. The lighter one looked like a pervert, and the darker one looked like someone stepped on his face or something. It was kinda scary, actually!

Are Jan & Dean still alive, by the way?