I did have this dream. (I often have bizarre dreams) Though in this dream the hamburger did not eat me. :p Like I said, the hamburger symbolized doom! This hamburger has quite an evil agenda!! I must eat it!

The Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.