They were there for two minutes before police were called as per the Starbucks cameras recording their entrance and the 911 call log.

I've always preferred Dunkin to Starbucks anyway because they treat all humans like the equal pieces of trash that they are.


All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?