Sounds like people living life the way they want and not bothering anybody makes you pretty upset. Who cares about their dogs, if the man in the relationship cooks, etc.. You guys sound like some snowflakes to be honest.

Am I crazy about all the kale and gluten free vegan whatever the fuck? Nope. Do I give a fuck enough to come bitch on the internet about it? Also no. Enjoy your circle jerk fellas.