I really hated Michael Bay's TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE remake. If you really want to see a remake of the 70's horror classic that is "up to date" but still respectful of its redneck garbage horror-slasher-ploitation roots, check out Rob Zombie's flawed-but-bomb-bastic HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES(**1/2 out of 5) and his superior truely slick nasty sequel THE DEVIL'S REJECTS(***/5).

You know, I kinda knew Bay's remake was screwed when he reportedly said that his remake wouldn't be as "gory" as the original....except those that have seen the original know that there literally is zero gore.

Michael Bay...what an assclown.