Hey Irish, go rewatch HELLBOY. Trust me, to say that CONSTANTINE is as bad and mediocre as that really lame film is just....not logical.

CONSTANTINE is an enjoyable nice blockbuster supernatural thriller that was based on a pretty damn good comic book from back in the day in the legendary HELLBLAZER comics. While there was changes from inked-page to big screen that I wasn't exactly thrilled with, like changing a blonde-hair British wanker from Liverpool to Keanu Reeves in Los Angeles. However, I still surprisingly liked the movie. While its not as great as BATMAN BEGINS or SIN CITY, CONSTANTINE is a good simple movie. ***/5

Oddly, HELLBOY(**/5) to me was the lamest and most mediocre-ass comic book movie I had seen until FANTASTIC FOUR earlier this summer....BOMB - */5.