I watched The Upside of Anger, or the Other Side of Anger or some such movie this weekend. It was the lamest thing I have ever seen. It made no sense, and the acting was way over the top. Kevin Costner continues to stink up the big screen.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."