I don't want to know the political views of my soccer friends. I never talk about it with those friends. Any real friends I have left and their not many left I know how they feel because I knew them since we were kids.

My wife's friends are another matter. What I don't like about them is when we go out together we have to divide the check and the tip. I like most of them but they are cheap bastards.

Plus they love to talk about what's wrong with them and what medicine they take. Most of them walk with canes. They look old and they feel old.

My wife and I don't think like them. We watch what we eat we are both in pretty good shape for our ages. When their is something wrong we don't talk about it and again we are pretty active.