Tongue sandwich rocks, I love it and I don't have any Jewish relatives at the moment. I like mayo specially with some chicken and potato salad. I love vinegar for salad dressing, after all what's better than oil and vinegar to go with salad? The second best dressing for salad for me is plain lime juice. It is also great with any kind of fish. Yummy! My mouth is watering. I don't care that much for mustard while I don't consider it toxic and I eat it once in a while. I love any kind of pickles, halopania(sp?) peppers, those sour delish pickles. hmm...only if my stomach doesn't get upset of its excessive acid. But when I was a kid I couldn't eat any of these, there were too strong for my taste back then. I now look at my nieces and they manage to eat the whole bottle of mayo in a few seconds if you don't watch them. Pretty strange to me!