I hear he nicknamed her tits 'fair' and 'balanced'
Yes, but she designated a certain part of her body as a no spin zone.
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I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor. I couldn't have done it without the little people. I'm sorry that I can't remember who they are, but I do remember that they used to get me my slippers in the dressing room.
"Generosity. That was my first mistake." "Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us." "Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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