Last bulletin like that I remember was last year in Waco when the cops shot all those bikers and then put out a bulletin that was "leaked" to the media saying biker gang reinforcements were on their way to Waco to kill cops, use grenades blah blah blah and one of the clubs listed didn't even fucking exist it was the fucking black widows from that dumb Clint Eastwood movie every which way but lose.

I guess I'm jaded.