We're forgetting the Native Americans, the first of the discriminated races in this country, and the ones who have been discriminated in this country the longest, and the worst.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis