Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Bill Burr, Bill Hicks, Carlin, Louis CK, Don Rickels, Robert Schimmel.....

I could go on all day. I love stand up.


All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?