Now, this is a story all about how
Horsehead flipped-turned upside down
And Crazy Phil like to take a minute
Just sit right there
He'll tell you how he became the mafia prince of a town called Philly

In South Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where Skinny Joey spent most of his days
Chillin' out extortin' hustlin' all cool
Mikey Chang shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When Veasey and Colletti up to no good
Started making trouble in their neighborhood
Joey got in one little fight and Rita got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your Uncle Lawrence to Boca

Skinny whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Florida and it had dice in the mirror
If anything he could say that this cab was rare
But he thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Boca

Crazy Phil pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home extort ya later'
He looked at his kingdom
He was finally there
To sit on his throne as Mafia Prince of Philly