I was in LA two weeks ago and let me just say, you Californians can keep that city. The traffic alone...holy crap. And does everyone in that town just make up their own driving laws?
^^this.
Don't even get me started on the drivers here...
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
