There were a number of knackers (gypsy,travellers)in my Primary school who were very rough, I was standing next to one at the urinals one day when pulled his dick across and pissed all over my hand. This obviously sparked a fight and I ended getting a good kicking off him and another knacker who was present.

No idea why he decided to urinate on me in the first place, I wasn't the kind to make trouble with that type of scum.