You're so high on skag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head.

I love/hate that episode -- love the Ralph prank call on Nucci, and love Tony bagging on Chris (which really calls Tony's judgement into question -- why not get a more reliable Furio for this dump job?)

But the killing of Ralph was anti-climatic.

Something i could never tell, was it Ralph who caused the arson at the stable ?

His coach turned into a pumpkin - Paulie

Even Cindarella didn't cry - Phil Leotardo

https://youtu.be/kKu14HdgeZA?t=1m28s

[on gay vito]

Chris
"He's fuckin' stalking you, T"

Sil
"That's a thing with the gays, it's from living in the closet, makes 'em devious"

I don't think so. Ralph was an emotional trainwreck -- offering to marry Rosalie, setting up a fund in Jackie Jr.'s memory, etc.

Ralph's killing was more Tony's sociopathy (the love of animals over human life) and his overreaction.


Not to hijack a thread, but something to think about. A friend of mine and I had discussed this episode awhile back -- in a way, the episode was a metaphor for the looming Iraq War (this aired in late 2002 when there was sabre-rattling from the Bush administration against Iraq).

- The episode title was a question immediately after 9/11 - whoever did this
- Tony had a long simmering hatred for Ralph and this was a handy excuse to whack him, evidence or not (and there wasn't)
- The rest of the Soprano family was cowed into compliance...nobody dared to speak out about what happened

Richie Aprile: The attitude on that camel-nose fuck. He ever lays his hand on my niece again I'm gonna tear him apart piece by piece.

Matthew Bevilaqua: Camel nose! You can't make that shit up.

Richie Aprile: What the fuck are you talking about? I just did.

Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back?

That nose is like a natural canopy.

Then Matthew steps on his dick again and uses "homey," prompting the classic slip-and-fall-school response from Richie.

Haha Richie wanting to send Bevilaqua to slip and fall school.

If there's anything you can ever do for me, let me know.

AJ when he's on about how he can't leave home because he needs his moms cooking.

It could mess with his blood chemistry.

Just recently watched the one where Junior gets his hand stuck in the sink. After standing there for 6 hrs, Janice & Richie come to the house. The initial attempt to remove Junior's hand doesn't work and Richie says "you're flexiiiiiiiing!"

When he finally can sit, Janice asks Junior if he is coming to their engagement party. Junior immediately quips, "I don't give a shit whether you do or you don't."

Christopher: (on adopting) Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti? He'd get his ass kicked every day

The beatles, the beatles, the beatles. Look, that's been 40 fucking years now. this makes me sick. - Richie Santini

What is he, nuts ? - Chrissy

When Junior says the "with what my fucking toes?!" line, the actor who plays Richie, David Proval obviously can't hold his laughter but he's not facing the camera at the time.. but still you can easily tell.

The scene where everyone is laughing except Feech.

I wish i could get a better picture, cracks me up everytime when it zooms in on Feeches face.

Great scene. Tony realizes that none of his guys are really "friends" but rather just employees. Feech's face is priceless. It reminded me of when he told the story of "setting a precedent" in prison:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGmJclcmZw

The scene where all the guys are in the back of the deli talking about hallucinogenic drugs.

Paulie Walnuts: I got dosed with acid once, back in '68.
[to Tony]

Paulie Walnuts: I was with your dad and them at the Copa. Fuckin' BOAC stewardess put it in my drink. Jerry Vale's singin' and I look over. Your Uncle Jun's got fuckin laser beams shootin' out his eyes balls!

Carlo: "Bobby did mushrooms once. A whole fuckin platter of em".

Hows he doing - Janice(asking about Uncle Junior)

He's Knucklehead Smith, That's how he's doing - Tony

Georgie and Christopher digging up the polack

Georgia : is that him ?

Christopher : now that'd be some fkking coincidence if it wasn't

Haha i love that scene.

Always wondered why Chrissy took Georgie on such high level business.

Guess he was suffering from a case of "cowboyitis" as Tony put it.

A great Junior moment:
"Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete"

https://youtu.be/1HakM73YbZQ

I'm dying just watching this loop over and over again. Enjoy all.

Anytime i order take away food and it turns up wrong, the first thing i yell is "Motherfucking Goddamn Orange Peel Beef"

and everyone looks at me as if im mad lol

When golfing I say.... " Oh Taylor Made"

No one gets its a T quote.

What's wrong? You all right? - Is it his heart?

No.

It's this fucking weather, sudden changes.
Fucks up your respiratory system.

I almost urinated on myself when Christopher started to cut off Ralph's head and pulled off his wig..

When I was a little kid, no older than that, I always used to wonder why nobody collected prayer cards like they collected baseball cards.

Thousands of bucks for Honus Wagner and jack shit for Jesus. - Uncle Junior

Any scene with Paulie in Italy..