I told this story before I owned a small bar in Brooklyn. Right near warm beer and lousy food.

We had a bar in the front. Back room card games girls were all over the play. I go into the back I notice there is Cum all over the floor.

I go out and start going crazy on our bartender. I don't care what the fuck you do in here but make sure these [BadWord] swallow your fucking cum and not spit it on my floors.