Detective Downie: [about Neville] So you took him to the hospital?

Chopper: No, I didn't take him to the bloody hospital. Now tell me this, right? Why would I shoot a bloke - BANG - and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. What's more, it's bloody insulting, it's bloody insulting. I mean, am I the only bloody standover man in the country who provides a medical plan for some of these characters?

Nicky Santoro: If you had any fucking heart at all, you'd be out fuckin' stealing for a living.

The best one ever:

"Now yoos can't leave." by Sonny to the bikers in the Bronx Tale.

Because Nicky enjoyed being a gangster, and he didn't give a damn who knew it. - Ace Rothstein

https://youtu.be/_M42tgfNuNA

This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think...I could use a good ass-kickin. I'll be very honest with you. Nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

Here is my counteroffer

Do I have to kill you?
What if I was to just kick the ever lovin shit outta you

In your dreams

Oh no, no, no in reality

If I was to kick the shit outta you
Do I get the money?

If you kick the shit outta me?
Yeah

Lisa: No. I hate him.

Vinney: Your Honor, may I treat Miss Vito as a hostile witness?

Lisa: You think I'm hostile now,wait till you see me tonight. -

Judge: Do you two know each other?

Vinney: Yeah, she's my fiance.

Judge: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.