Like Sponge Bob wearing a muumuu. He could move, though. A lot of squared off fat guys are deceiving like that.

You ever watch him play handball at Ciccarone by the bocce courts? Christ, the guy could play for hours. But he'd drink a dozen bottles of Manhattan Special to keep himself sharp lol. Like he needed all that sugar with his girlish figure lol.

Off topic, and you probably know this. But Vinny Artuso was honestly the best handball player I ever saw.

Another part of old New York that's gone. Handball. These sissy hipster kids walk around squeezing a little bean bag and call it a workout.