If this guy is Jack then get it over with, ban him already. These little witch hunts are getting a little annoying to be perfectly fair.
BKLYN why don't you post a pic of yourself in the "What We Look Like" section, with a known Long Island landmark behind you and holding a piece of paper with your username? I know it sounds like a lot, but if you're for real then it will show not only that you're genuine, but that you're also dedicated to posting here and being a member of the board.
-I shot him a coupla' times. -What's a couple? -Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times? -Maybe fifteen? -Hmm, it could've been fifteen...