Here's a rich one from my home state:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, self-described "toughest sheriff in America," notorious for harassing anyone looking like a Mexican and often cited for violating civil rights of Hispanics, was feted by a GOP organization here yesterday. The restaurant where the event was held: Puerto Vallarta Cantina. lol


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.