I have two dogs. A Weener dog, and a Cocker Spanial/Terrier mix. The Mutt is named Shammy and the Weener is simply Weener, or Regis Philbman formally. I love them more than anything.

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Is your weener also very unusual?( ) I find mind to be the most interesting dog ever. He insists on curling up in blankets wherever he goes and acts strangly wherever he goes. He is very mischievious. He hets into things and is a general nusiance. His behavior has always been on the level with that of a howling monkey. Naturally I think he is more interesting than my other dog. Are weener dogs not the coolest things ever? No offense to Shammy. She is much older. She's old and enjoys doing nothing. She adores being outside and lounging around. The most personal dog you will ever see. The best, most obidient, friendly, loyal and caring canine ever. I will treasure her forever. But that Weener, there's just something about a dog that has the same personality as Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

In my psychology class we found statistics that say people, especially old people, who have dogs go to the hospital less often for many heart related and stress related conditions as to those who own cats or no pets.

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.