There are a bunch of Synergys around. The one uptown near second ave closed a while ago. But I know the one on 14th and 3rd only opened maybe two years ago, so they must be doing something right (like fucking people over).
Also see NYSC sports club expanding. I know they have been building one on A down near 6th or so for the last couple of years. I guess if yours can charge $100 a month and people still come, you might as well keep opening them up.
Wanna know how old I'm getting? I had a Bally's membership from when they were Jack LaLanne. Thirty years. And they fucked me because they sold their Florida gyms to one corporation and their New York gyms to another. Being a dual resident these past years, I naturally had the package that allowed me to visit any location. I'm in limbo now anyway. But soon enough I have to join two gyms. Because I tried the L.A. Fitness in Florida, and I left nauseous.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
