LMAO I hear ya bro.

My 2nd cousin was stationed on the air force base in Grand Forks (on the ND/MN state line pretty much) and he was a mechanic on a 707 refueler so they were outside even in winter. It would get to -20 or -30 (actual temp) and the wind chill would double that. He said the air force had to give them classes on how quick they could suffer from frost bite if they left any part of their body unexposed. I think it was less than a minute at those temps.

Then he said during the summers the mosquitoes were as big around as your arm and it was flat as hell up there.