Jesus and Saint Paul are playing golf. Saint Paul hits a towering drive right down the fairway. Ball lands only one foot from the cup--a sure birdie.

Jesus shanks one way off to the left. It's about to drop into a pond, when an eagle comes soaring down, grabs the ball in its beak, flies off, and drops it 3 inches from the cup--and it rolls in.

Paul turns to Jesus, disgustedly and says, "Are you gonna play golf? Or are you just gonna f**k around?"