This just in: Roger Goodell has suspended Aaron Hernandez for the first two games of next season and fined him $25,000


Anyway, this is perfect timing. Lawrence Phillips recently found himself in need of a new cellmate.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?