The very title of this thread alone is laughable
Wow u know so much about the mafia, what an accomplishment, maybe if you approach them they will sign your dick and maybe theyll even accept you as one of their own!
You know, you've been here for five minutes. And already it seems as though you're looking to get tossed off the site. If that's the case, then why sign up to begin with?
Just relax and enjoy the site, man.