Does the State of Intoxication count?

Because I have enough frequent flyer miles saved up there to travel to Mars. And back. Twice.

I would have said Uranus, but you never know when Italian Heritage/Cornuto Contento might be lurking. And you know I'm all about being considerate to the turd burglars of this world.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.