[Responding to a proposed prostate exam] Hey, I don’t even let anyone wag their finger in my face.

A: Tony to Melfi.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti?

A: Chrissy to Vito after Chris comes back from the cigarette run and the rumor is Tony caught a BJ from Adrianna.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti now?

A: First episode ever. AJ Jr at his birthday when he finds out his psychotic grandmother isn't coming to his bday party.

Q: You oughtta know sweety.

A: Little Paulie Germani, just before Gene Pontecorvo clocks him with the bottle.

Q: You mean the girls at the other colleges we've been to...they just put out?

A: Tony to Meadow on their college visitation trip

Q: "I heard you made #2 in your pants."

A: When they rob the school/fundrasier

A: Meadowlands -- when Adriana picked up Christopher from the hospital after the mock execution.

Q: "...you stupid little shit eating twat. You ever hear of wiretaps?"

A: Tony to Sean in the Bing bathroom when Sean & Matt try to get on Tony's good side

Q: "Don't rush me Sunshine."

A: Silvio at the first executive game.

Q: Decorating tips...yeah, right.

A: Melfie's date when they run into Tony at dinner

Q: "We got bigger concerns than the size of Jeanne Cusamanno's ass."

A: I think you are referring to when Chris suggests that the feds tipped Johnny Sac to the Ralphie joke. Chris suggests that feds may have had a wire in vesuvios. Tony rebuts by saying sarcastically that there are much more interesting things being said in vesuvios than jokes about Ginny Cusamano's fat ass.

Q: So we understand eachother. You're ahhh, ditzun? A charcole braquette? A moolinyan?

A: Tony to Noah Tannenbaum

Previous A: Tony retelling a dream about having sex with his next-door neighbor.

Q: "And I'm gonna turn up my hearing aid so I can hear it."

A: Ralphie talking about being a captain when Tony says "you're a captain when I say you're a captain."

Q: "I hate to think what you or I would do to erase that debt."

A: Sil and Tony discussing the Markazian tip that Pussy might be a rat.

Q: It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.

A: Junior to Livia when he visits her at Green Grove

Q: "He's a good looking kid. You sure he's yours?"

A: Tony to Pussy, just before Pussy lams it.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

A-Christopher to Vito when he walked in during a Tony/Adriana comment I think.


Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

A: Tony to Silvio, when Tony goes to give Mikey Palmice some free suit alterations.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

That was actually Tony to Paulie & Silvio about Christopher, who wanted to leave the hospital to whack Mikey Palmice for the hit on Brendan.


Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

I think that was Janice lamenting what she thought her mother left as the inheritance?

Goombah nailed it

Yeah, did forget Silvio was in that scene. Paulie was talking about where Mikey lived.

As far as the second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj4wKW0QnVY

Ok let's get back to the quotes.. let's make this an easy one..

- The boss of this family says you're santa claus, now shut the fuck up about it

A: Paulie regarding Bobby being Santa Claus.

Q: I wanna buy a boat wit' t'ree propellas.

A: Richie busting the chops of David Scatino's kid in the Ramsey Outdoor store

Q: "If you wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier."

A: Johnny Sack to Ralph, in the midst of the Tony/Ralphie war.

Q: Tzu! Tzu! Sun Tzu, you fucking ass-kiss!

A: Vito to ARtie buco after he lays down a shitty tip to sunshine. I think its season two because as I recall davie scatino was there and after artie left he wanted to keep layng and vito happily obliged.

A: Silvio mocking Paulie, who knows Tony likes the "Art of War" book

Q: "I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?"

A: When Paulie and Silvio are at vesuvios. Last episode season one. Paulie asks sil something like "the skip seeing a psychiatrist, how's that sit wit you're ass?"

Q: Are you sure? I'd feel much better if we had the pope's blessing.

Don't google the answer.

A: that sounds like Phil talking about getting Tony's permission to steal the fiber optics & tile from the construction site. Phil was talking to Sil.

Q: "I thought you lost your mind."