If I was a mobster always worried about getting whacked, I would wear Google Glasses so my eventual killer would go down.

"Hey, Moelignan (my street name), what the fuck is you wearing? Always so flashy. You finook"

Oh, hey. These are new top of the range sunglasses imported from Milan. My guy over in Newark, Butchie, got them. They fell off the back of a truck.

I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.