The book was actually pretty good. I enjoyed the story when he was partying with the Steelers the night before the Super Bowl and they were like "yea the other team sucks, we're gonna kill them", so he dropped 500,000 on the game.

Then didn't he get wasted before the game? Passed out and missed it, turned on the TV next day and was like, "oh, I just won 500K, no big deal." lol


"What are you cacklin' hens cluckin' about?!?!"

"Is that him?!? With the sombrero on?!?"