1) What is your favorite word? Fuh-get-about-it
2) What is your least favorite word? (Phrase): I'm Pregnent!
3) What turns you on? 2 or more women
4) What turns you off? 2 or more men
5) What sound do you love? a girl moaning
6) What sound do you hate? the "lisp" in a gay guy's voice
7) What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Rock Star
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? anything in a nursing home
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? ( What do you mean "IF" ?) "I'm just messin with ya, you can go back down there now."