1) What is your favorite word? Slapper
2) What is your least favorite word? Phlegm
3) What turns you on? Boobs
4) What turns you off? Bad Driving
5) What sound do you love? Rain
6) What sound do you hate? Nails going down a blackboard
7) What is your favorite curse word? Bollocks!
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Screen Writer
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? Prostitution
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I knew you were ill


Tom: "They shot Sonny on the causeway...he's dead."
Michael: "Turnbull is a good man"
Shane MacGowan: "It was Christmas Eve babe, in the drunk tank"