1) What is your favorite word? Inevitable
2) What is your least favorite word? c*nt
3) What turns you on? Seeing my husband fresh out of the shower.
4) What turns you off? Bad-kissers
5) What sound do you love? My daughters' laughter
6) What sound do you hate? Bagpipes
7) What is your favorite curse word? Fuck me
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? English teacher
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? Armpit sniffer in a deodorant factory
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Congratulations on how well your daughters turned out."


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club