1) What is your favorite word? Ummmdaawwhoooo

2) What is your least favorite word? Innit

3) What turns you on? Hmm most people have left off physical attractions. Should I be deep and meaningful too? Oh sod it. Legs, I love legs. Oh and that woman from Total Recall with 3 breasts.

4) What turns you off? Feet.

5) What sound do you love? Oh yes, yes, yeesssssss. Anyone who agrees with me.

6) What sound do you hate? Are you cold?

7) What is your favorite curse word? N/A, I do swear but I don't like it.

9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Relive my childhood dream of being a Zoo Keeper.

10) What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything serving the general public.

11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Not you again?"