1) What is your favorite word? Yes
2) What is your least favorite word? Don't
3) What turns you on? 5'5 blondes
4) What turns you off? ignorance
5) What sound do you love? hot rod engine
6) What sound do you hate? scratchy chalkboard
7) What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? pro wrestler
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? sperm collector/turkey masturbator
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Bloody hell, we've been waiting for you!