1) What is your favorite word? cumquat
2) What is your least favorite word? asshole
3) What turns you on? tickling
4) What turns you off? abuse
5) What sound do you love? someone saying "I love you"
6) What sound do you hate? kids screaming
7) What is your favorite curse word? bitch
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? backup singer for BonJovi
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? the person who picks up roadkill
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? NOW the party can begin

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.