1) What is your favorite word? Gonzo
2) What is your least favorite word? Republican
3) What turns you on? ON Switch
4) What turns you off? OFF Switch
5) What sound do you love? The Beatles Playing Music.
6) What sound do you hate? Clanging Dishware
7) What is your favorite curse word? Rotten Pigfu*ker
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Writer/Filmmaker
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? CEO of a Company
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Wipe off your feet" or "DAMN, you lived a LOOONG TIME!"

Doc

And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.