1) What is your favorite word? Indeed, Yes'm, Cacophonous, Penis.
2) What is your least favorite word?
3) What turns you on? Flirtatious young teachers, of course.
4) What turns you off? Liars, jealousy, ignorance, and veiny arses.
5) What sound do you love? Wet-socked-feet squelching in shoes.
6) What sound do you hate? My own voice on camcorder.
7) What is your favorite curse word? Fuck!
9) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Filmmaker.
10) What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything dealing with facts. The more obscure art is, the more realistic it can become.
11) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I'm gonna ask you a question; if you get it right, you are immortal. If you get it wrong, you will make love to the million most beautiful women in your life.

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