I watch the 6 o'clock local news followed by World New Tonight. One of these days I'm going to write down all the drugs they push on commercials and all of them end with "ask your doctor if XXXXXXX is right for you."
If you experience a nine hour boner---or if you experience death by renal failure---consult your physician immediately.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
