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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817187
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I've been in a Turkish prison. Does that count?


I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.
Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Moe_Tilden] #817189
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I bet that was fun?

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Moe_Tilden] #817190
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Originally Posted By: Moe_Tilden
I've been in a Turkish prison. Does that count?


That hash smuggling catches up to you in the long run

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: merlino] #817191
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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817193
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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817194
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Never been in jail and never even been arrested so my butthole is still intact!

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: pizzaboy] #817195
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Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Originally Posted By: Johnny_Dio
18 months for possession over here.

State or Fed? Where'd you do your time?


Yea possession of what? and 18 months where? Was it your first time being arrested?


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: LaLouisiane] #817199
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Originally Posted By: LaLouisiane
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Originally Posted By: Johnny_Dio
18 months for possession over here.

State or Fed? Where'd you do your time?


Yea possession of what? and 18 months where? Was it your first time being arrested?


A dime bag that he bought off the westies...


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Dellacroce] #817204
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Originally Posted By: Dellacroce
Originally Posted By: LaLouisiane
Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Originally Posted By: Johnny_Dio
18 months for possession over here.

State or Fed? Where'd you do your time?


Yea possession of what? and 18 months where? Was it your first time being arrested?


A dime bag that he bought off the westies...

I hope this kid gets the hint and doesn't answer. He's probably been Googling his ass off since yesterday.

Don't do it, son. There are guys on this board who will tear your story to shreds. Just come back and start over again. No one will mention any of it to you. I'll see to that.

But if you dig your heels in with these fantasies I can't help you wink smile.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817206
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Was in County jail once for a day and a half. .. felt like a week and a half... .lol


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: GaryH] #817207
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Originally Posted By: GaryH
Never been in jail and never even been arrested so my butthole is still intact!


I take it you have never had Mexican food then?


I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.
Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817208
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Originally Posted By: TheAustralian
My uncle did 7 years in a high-sec prison in the 80's and he reckons that the whole thing about prison rape is bullshit. He said he never saw anyone get raped but he knew that there were a lot of fags in prison that 'put out'. Granted, this was an aussie prison, so you know little bit different... is America the same? Like, are rapes commonplace or is that just a myth?


Ya have to understand there are different levels of prisons in the US that hold different types. You could go to 4 different facilities and have 4 completely different experiences.

Talking to an ex-prison guard here in AZ yesterday. IIRC she quit because she got stabbed (men's prison). She said depending on which prison it is, rape is an everyday thing. There is a thing called PREA that is supposed to crack down on it. Prison Rape Elimination Act.

There are also apparently prisons that are mainly for DUI out here in addition to the usual low, medium, high risk classifications. There are prisons in the US where rape would be daily, and others where it pretty much never happens.

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: GaryH] #817224
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"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/quotes

Originally Posted By: GaryH
Never been in jail and never even been arrested so my butthole is still intact!


Boss of tha toilet!
Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: alicecooper] #817225
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Originally Posted By: alicecooper
Originally Posted By: TheAustralian
My uncle did 7 years in a high-sec prison in the 80's and he reckons that the whole thing about prison rape is bullshit. He said he never saw anyone get raped but he knew that there were a lot of fags in prison that 'put out'. Granted, this was an aussie prison, so you know little bit different... is America the same? Like, are rapes commonplace or is that just a myth?


Ya have to understand there are different levels of prisons in the US that hold different types. You could go to 4 different facilities and have 4 completely different experiences.

Talking to an ex-prison guard here in AZ yesterday. IIRC she quit because she got stabbed (men's prison). She said depending on which prison it is, rape is an everyday thing. There is a thing called PREA that is supposed to crack down on it. Prison Rape Elimination Act.

There are also apparently prisons that are mainly for DUI out here in addition to the usual low, medium, high risk classifications. There are prisons in the US where rape would be daily, and others where it pretty much never happens.



Ya, I don't believe this is the case. Very few guys go to prison and end up gay if they weren't already going in.

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: pizzaboy] #817288
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its really embarissing to when im around normal folks. cause they all seen hbo oz. dumb shit.

Kinda like when people from Albuquerque post about the mob because they've seen "The Sopranos." wink


That Sir is Classic.

Perfectly written.

DP cool


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817310
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No prison, I was in county lock up overnight...that was enough for me. Fuck jail is all I have to say. Nothing is worth that shit.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Joey_Cusack] #817313
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Originally Posted By: Joey_Cusack
No prison, I was in county lock up overnight...that was enough for me. Fuck jail is all I have to say. Nothing is worth that shit.


Did the same not too long ago, and did another near full day a little while back. Have to say it does suck, mainly because it's boring as all hell, though the food wasn't as bad as I expected. All you end up doing is hear other dudes compare the various places they've been locked up. People are surprisingly open to talking about their guilt and crimes, not a shock why their are so many jailhouse snitches, but again, that's just po-dunk county lockup, I can't imagine the tedium of doing any kind of lengthy stay.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817318
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My Brother in law is doing 25 years for narcotics trafficking. My wife's whole side of her family has done time for narcotics. One was hacked up and found in an oil drum off the Bahamas.

I don't even want to mention myself. I'm pretty superstitious and don't want to put the "horns" on myself by even talking about it.

My B-in law is in state and it really sucks. No air conditioning in the cells, no internet. But they have moved him around quite a bit. Hes been as close as a half hour away to visit all the way to an 8 hour drive each way.

You would be amazed at how many guys have illegal cell phones in there.

Sal

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817321
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Never been to prison. There are different types of prisons in the United States, depending on the crime you committed and how the law views you as a prisoner. The two big different ones are Federal and State prisons. From those that I know that have did time in prison, most say that Federal is a lot better than doing time in State, where a few others who have said state was better than federal, but it depends on where that prison is located and what state it is in. Worst is doing time in County jail. As one poster already said, they can hit you with other counts while you are in jail, and add those sentence to your time, so lets say you were convicted and senctence to four months, you served two already and the law investigated you on something else during this time, you go to court again, and you are convicted on this count, lets say the judge sentence you to a year. So now you have 14 months on your sentence remaining. They do this a lot to inmates that cause the jail problems or law enforcement.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817322
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If prison was like a holiday camp, there would be no deterrent for crimes.

In the United Kingdom & Ireland, sentences are very, very weak and in many cases do not fit the seriousness of the crimes.

Many repeat offenders can do virtually anything and know that the worst case scenario is somewhere between 2.5 and 7.5 years.

There needs to be more of a disincentive. Prisoners piss and whine about prisons now. Maybe they should pick up a book and read about how bleak prisons were before WW2.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817323
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In regards to the county jail, what I was saying is that in jail you do not have access to some of the things you would have in prison, which can make jail a living hell depending on how much time you get.


"I have this Nightmare. I'm on 5th avenue watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and I have a coronary and nine thousand cops march happily over my body." Chief Sidney Green
Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Moe_Tilden] #817340
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Originally Posted By: Moe_Tilden
If prison was like a holiday camp, there would be no deterrent for crimes.

In the United Kingdom & Ireland, sentences are very, very weak and in many cases do not fit the seriousness of the crimes.

Many repeat offenders can do virtually anything and know that the worst case scenario is somewhere between 2.5 and 7.5 years.

There needs to be more of a disincentive. Prisoners piss and whine about prisons now. Maybe they should pick up a book and read about how bleak prisons were before WW2.


The deterrent is that many people have a values system and wronging others is not part of it. In America we have the highest rate of incarceration in the world, a government you cannot win against, and the death penalty in some states. And what does it get us? I dare guess our recidivism rates are the highest in the developed world...

The problem is that for most Americans upward mobility has either never existed or has ceased to exist. Thus, no more incentive to do it the way the government says. Not just talking about drug dealing and violence, but small businesses cheating on taxes just to survive is also a federal crime, for instance. I guarantee you businesses cheating on taxes to survive is more rampant in this country than you can imagine. Joe the hardware store owner is probably guilty of committing federal tax crimes. Same for Tom the farmer. And Jesse running his landscaping company.

So essentially the fabric of our communities is in many ways inherently criminal, whether people choose to view it that way or not. This country thrives on incentives and rewards. Incentives exist more now in the gray and black than in the white for a growing number of Americans. All the prisons and the harshest penalties in the world will not, cannot, change this.

As far as pre-WWII prisons, so what? Because they were bad 100 years ago makes it ok that they are bad now?

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817342
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I was never in prison as a prisoner, but was in Attica with the military when the guards went on strike. One of the "Scab" guards who was working with us told us that when the prisoners went to Sunday church service a lot of them sat in the rear pew and fags would service them. Also I recently talked to a buddy who was a New York State prison Sgt and he said the stories of rape are greatly exaggerated. He again reiterated that their favorite inmates were mobsters who showed thee guards respect.

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817343
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Very good post, alice

Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Giacomo_Vacari] #817393
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Originally Posted By: Giacomo_Vacari
In regards to the county jail, what I was saying is that in jail you do not have access to some of the things you would have in prison, which can make jail a living hell depending on how much time you get.


I have never been but I have heard stories from friends and supposedly the smell of feces, urine, sweat and desperation is unreal. There is no privacy. No space. You have to find a balance. You can't run your mouth off but you can't be too silent so as to show that you are not weak and do not attract suspicion.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: Moe_Tilden] #817395
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Originally Posted By: Moe_Tilden
Originally Posted By: Giacomo_Vacari
In regards to the county jail, what I was saying is that in jail you do not have access to some of the things you would have in prison, which can make jail a living hell depending on how much time you get.


I have never been but I have heard stories from friends and supposedly the smell of feces, urine, sweat and desperation is unreal. There is no privacy. No space. You have to find a balance. You can't run your mouth off but you can't be too silent so as to show that you are not weak and do not attract suspicion.

Check your pm, Moe.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: TheAustralian] #817402
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Spent a night in County once, hell I think all linemen have lol

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Originally Posted By: dixiemafia
Spent a night in County once, hell I think all linemen have lol

That must be where that old Glen Campbell song came from.

I am a lineman for the county....

Hey, I'm bored lol.


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Re: Anyone here been to prison? [Re: pizzaboy] #817406
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Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
Originally Posted By: dixiemafia
Spent a night in County once, hell I think all linemen have lol

That must be where that old Glen Campbell song came from.

I am a lineman for the county....

Hey, I'm bored lol.


I remember on Hurricane Floyd in North Carolina they put us in a hotel that shared a parking lot with a strip joint. Boy did they ever regret that move. They almost locked up the whole company that night lol

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