OK... for my second seating -

1. & 2. William Shakespeare and Tupac Shakur - Let them fight it out over who is better. "A homey by any other name is just as sweet". "Who you calling 'sweet', nigga"?

3. & 4. An older Marlon Brando and an older Orson Welles - To discuss movies. They'd have to be seated on opposite ends of the table so the room wouldn't tip over.

5. - 7. Moe, Larry and Curly (The Three Stooges) - Just to see them start a food fight.

8. & 9. Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer (again) - Seated together, this time I'd tell Dahmer he's not gonna be fed... he has to catch his own dinner (and point to Hitler).

10. My dad - To share the laughs of all this.