He will have access to canned sardines, tuna, peanut butter, and crackers. He will also be able to brush up on checkers and handball; those are skills that prepare inmates for the real world.
He will get to watch tv with a bunch of black guys who have absolutely no self control; thats always fun. For some added excitement he can get the famous mystery meat on the chow line and then get to talk on the phone to his children while some black guy on the phone next to him with the manners of a gorilla with rabies is screaming at one of his many baby mama's .
Its also nice to walk out of the shower stall expecting someone to stick a sharpened toothbrush into your rib cage because you may have looked at him the wrong way.

Last edited by Belmont; 10/29/14 04:25 AM.