He just got up to pee (again) and decided to check in. This will happen about 4 more times before morning. Wait a minute! I'm describing MY night! Rats...
Sucks, doesn't it?
If it wasn't for Lady Pizza I'd just keep a big Gatorade bottle on my nightstand .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.