I'm writing a mob movie and I've got Joe Pesci in mind for one of the roles.

This is all I've written so far.

Joe Pesci character (Little Frankie) beating up someone who owes him money (Shlomo Finkelberg).

"Gimme the fuckin' money or I'll take your eye out you..... you mutt. you motherfucker you."

I told you. I'll have the money for you Friday, Frankie. I had to pay for Levi's bar mitzvah. You're being unreasonable.

"What did you say you mutt? You fuckin' rat you? Unreasonable?" *Slaps Shlomo around*

*Crying* Give me three more days. Please.

"Bobby give me the pliers. I'm gonna take this fucker's eye out"

No, FRANKIE!

*Starts taking his eye out*

I HAVE $20,000 IN A SAFE IN SHEEPSHEAD BAY! PLEASE! STOP!

*Eye hanging out*

"You stupid Jew bastard! You made me take your eye out over $20,000 lousy stinkin' dollars! You.... you fuckin' mutt you!" *kicks a whimpering Shlomo* "I missed Little Little Frankie's softball game because of you you.... stuttering prick."

"Put this Jew mutt out of his misery, Bobby...."

*Shoots Shlomo*

What you guys think?


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