All wiseguys are secretly gay!!

-they spend hours in the social club together and no, unlike the movies may project, they don't spend 24/7 discussing crime. they bullshit most of the time and watch sports.

- they have a "no woman allowed rule" just like most homo gay clubs

- and when they're not together, they can't stop talking to each other on the phone either

- every wiseguy likes to look sharp (not for the public unless your named john gotti) but to each other. "Hey vinny looking real sharp in that new suit".

- they like to give each other nick names, truth is most would rather be called johnny cupcakes, Mickey the cock, joey the fag

- john gotti was caught on tape saying "Saturdays are my worse day of the week," in regards to the "wife night". Instead of spending 6 gay nights a week he'd rather it be 7

- they Fukin love owning gay nightclubs.


Last edited by Tonytough; 09/29/14 01:08 PM.