Born in Salisbury, Maryland, and lived the first 23 years of my life in Pocomoke City, Maryland: "the friendliest town on the Eastern Shore!"

I have lived in Fullerton, California for the past 6 1/2 years.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis