I cant wait to get there but I have to say the visa form questions have left me a bit bemused. I know these are dangerous times but if I was a Nazi, communist, drug smuggler, spy, terrorist, mass murderer or general criminal mastermind....I would certainly not admit to it on a visa form.

Luckily I am (almost) squeaky clean and look forward to a stamp of approval cool


I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!