Yankees is right.

Stephen Basciano is a good boy. He helps old ladies cross the street. He runs a shelter for abandoned puppies. He goes to a soup kitchen every morning to feed homeless men soup. And every night before he goes home he goes to the orphanage to read Harry Potter to young children.

He is only 30 years old. Didn't we all make these mistakes when we were 30? It's part of growing up.

Edit: And Vinny Gorgeous bought me a microwave so I wrote the judge a letter pleading for leniency. It was a nice microwave.



I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.